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Long Distance 4/5/2005
Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he
talks to his wife after sex.
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"Yes" replies the guy, "if I can find a
phone."
1 Comments, 315 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score
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Laughs are fun things 3/28/2005
making your man or woman laugh is fun and also a relationship
saver, try it atleast 5 jokes a day and one must be when u
wake up and when u going to your bed. peace out respect man!!!
1 Comments, 100 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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BEANS 3/24/2005
I went to visit a lady friend one evening. She had already
had a few drinks before I arrived. She fixed me a drink and
we settled on the sofa, her to take a nap and me to try to get
laid. I was caressing her body, working my face toward her
crotch(we're still dressed, mind you) and as I got
closer to my target, the heffa farted. Turns out, she had
eaten a bowl of beans earlier that day. I ...
1 Comments, 334 Views,
10 Votes
,2.19 Score
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MEN: Words Women Use 3/20/2005
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
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NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something",
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
"Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
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GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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LOUD SIGH
This is not actually ...
1 Comments, 321 Views,
22 Votes
,6.01 Score
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Stikee Situations.... 3/10/2005
This will be a series of questions I'm going to post
every week asking what you would do if certain situations
ever arose in your relationship. Please stayed tuned because
you're gonna run across a few things that will make
you say "HMMM".....
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Say you are at your lovers house and you're in the bathroom
washing up after a night of hot passionate ...
5 Comments, 415 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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How well do you really know someone? 3/7/2005
How many of you can fart infront of your partner?
5 Comments, 332 Views,
14 Votes
,4.90 Score
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I wish i could read her mind 3/5/2005
Boy isnt this every mans dream? for us married guys you know
what i mean . For you younger guys married or single if you
dont know you soon will find out I guess my biggest dilema
is and always will be . When does no mean no and when does no
mean yes? Ive been married to the same wonderfull woman
for 17 years and my dilema still exhists, If she says im tired
and wants to get some sleep and ...
1 Comments, 170 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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ordinary break up 2/26/2005
Its very ordinary now adays for every couple to separate.
Thier investment for their relationship were lost in just
a matter of simple jelousy and most common of all is the sudden
twist of ...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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"Diversity Clarification 101/ 2005" 2/26/2005
Why do people describe themselves as being "openminded"
and "nonjudgemental"..... and then turn around
and have an "X" in the box on their profile by
race and age? Help me understand this people .
2 Comments, 116 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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So,... Has It Comes To This... 2/25/2005
Personal Ads - Interpreted
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WOMEN'S ADS
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40-ish................ 49
Adventurer.............Slept with all your friends
Athletic.............. No tits
Average looking........Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful............. Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.......Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.............. Banged her Political Science
professor
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1 Comments, 415 Views,
33 Votes
,5.99 Score
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Drinking and Cunnilingus 2/19/2005
Not a good combo. Has anyone else passed out while being
down on their girlfriend? Not a fun morning
1 Comments, 299 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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What Would You Do Without Your Penis? 2/11/2005
If I didn't have a penis...
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I know it sounds strange, but I'd probably become a
better lover. Sex wouldn't revolve around my dick
like it does now. I'd spend more time kissing my girlfriend,
massaging her, and listening to her. I think she might feel
a lot more satisfied. "I'm not sure about me!"
4 Comments, 255 Views,
14 Votes
,3.62 Score
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Guranteed? Turn-Ons 2/11/2005
Guranteed? Turn Ons:
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A fabulous home cooked meal (with you for dessert!).
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A quickie in a elevator.
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Dirty talk during sex.
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A perfect smile.
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Having your underware ripped off!
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A 90-minute ...
2 Comments, 348 Views,
20 Votes
,1.98 Score
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You meet you gorlfriend how? 2/6/2005
I'm not trying to brag about anything, I just think
this is a funny way to have meet my now ex-girlfirned. I am
an art major, and I was in a life-drawing class. I saw so many
nude models I realized it was no big deal really, and that
after a few momment people looking at the model see shapes
and values, not a naked person. So I decided to give it a try.
I could use the money after all, ...
1 Comments, 204 Views,
12 Votes
,1.74 Score
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ANYTHING TO GET THE DRAWERS! 1/27/2005
Have you ever met a man on this site who appears to have a dynamic
profile, good personality and great looks? Once you get
ready to have sex everything that was in their profile goes
straight out the window! Some men will say anything to get
the drawers/panties/thongs, but when you get down to it
will not back up their shit. I met this one man who claims
to love oral sex, excuse me, that is ...
6 Comments, 559 Views,
27 Votes
,4.29 Score
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SO EMBARRASSING! 1/27/2005
I have been on this site for about 6 months and have only have
a few dates/meetings. I can honestly say that the men that
I have met really were not up my expectations. Lets face
it; this is an ADULT site so anything could happen. What
I never thought would happen is men who I have already met
and even engaged in sex with would forget my handle and ultimately
send an email wanting to meet. ...
5 Comments, 684 Views,
35 Votes
,5.62 Score
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funny but embarrasing 1/18/2005
I had a girl that was really interested in me throughout
high school. We were very close friends and she would come
over my house ever so often(when my parents werent home).
We would cuddle but were to shy to let anything else happen.
I explained to her numerous times that I didn't want
a relationship. The girl had a really crappy home life and
her mother choose her boyfriend over the girl ...
0 Comments, 433 Views,
15 Votes
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A misunderstanding ended in laughter 1/17/2005
Sex can be so mush, from the deepest sharing of love, 2 raw
mutual plessure!
This time I'm gonna tell about was the first time i had
sex with my former boy-friend.
The sex was good, we had been in love 4 so long, that a simple
stroke was enough 2 get us aroused.
But in the end of the "session" he was taking
me "doggy-style"...and just befor i was cumming, he
said "I'm about 2 cum"...! ...
1 Comments, 523 Views,
35 Votes
,5.18 Score
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pdaesdude.... 1/16/2005
I thought that I would make up my own damn language and write
a long article that nobody else on the whole goddamn planet
can read. ejaaavnafh pejoazop p[jaonaopp[wf ...ha, ha,
ha.
Get it.
0 Comments, 75 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Need Humor 1/8/2005
I think humor is very important. I hate when I am with a girl
and I try to joke around with her about something and she
is too serious. Even girls that are fun are the same way.
They always joke around with me kind of sexually, and when
I go to do the same to her she gets pissed.
0 Comments, 89 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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First date blunder 12/31/2004
I had exchanged a few emails with a local lady, found out
she had a Masters in Social Work, seemed very bright, cheerful
and possesed a subtle sexual lure. We decided to meet for
coffe and see if lust would take hold.
The day came and we met at a local mall's food court since
it was familiar to both of us. Exchanged hugs and I could
feel her hard nipples through my shirt. We sat and, out ...
1 Comments, 187 Views,
9 Votes
,3.21 Score
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My thoughts on gay & lesbian sex... 12/30/2004
Although I would describe myself as sexually adventurous
& open minded, I’m still basically pretty conservative
in my thinking, at least when it comes to alternate lifestyles.
By alternate, I mean gay & lesbian. And, as a man, I especially
dislike the idea of men having sex with other men. I’m a little
more tolerant of lesbian sex, but only because the lesbian
porn videos & ...
1 Comments, 101 Views,
8 Votes
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Boxers or Briefs? 12/30/2004
As Shakespeare would say, “That is the question. Whether
‘tis nobler to robe thy loins with…” ‒ oh, never mind. I’m
not sure why this is such a big question. I mean, does it really
make any difference to the lustful women who might actually
ponder such a question? Do women really derive any true
pleasure just by knowing what kind of underpants ...
0 Comments, 43 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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My thoughts on shaving... 12/30/2004
I don’t suppose it’s necessary for me to say that I’m not
talking about shaving faces or legs. Of course I’m talking
about that certain preference (or is it a fetish) of shaving
the pubic region ‒ (excuse my language).
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Once more I am totally unqualified to address the female
perspective, but I would suspect that most women have considered ...
1 Comments, 144 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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Funny 12/25/2004
How are women and tornadoes alike?
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They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house
when they leave.
1 Comments, 148 Views,
36 Votes
,4.79 Score
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just a little wind 12/20/2004
picture the scene, one cool autum day me and a rather pasionate
young lady were busy in the bed room, when she decided to
change positions and go on top. With all that vigiorious
bouncing (and a good curry in me)i could feel the accumilation
of wind down below, dispite my best efforts to suppress
the flow, she managed to squeeze it out of me!! and as quick
as a flash hopped of expressing ...
0 Comments, 66 Views,
8 Votes
,1.16 Score
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Ode to oral 12/12/2004
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
...
2 Comments, 106 Views,
47 Votes
,4.50 Score
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Cramp during Sex 12/10/2004
Just thought I'd share this funny little story that
happened to me one time....
I was dating this girl and of course having sex on a fairly
regular basis. One night we were in bed going at it for the
second time in various positions. I'd already fucked
her about an hour earlier but she's feeling extra frisky
and wants to go at it again. Not wanting to disappoint her,
I go to work. ...
0 Comments, 74 Views,
27 Votes
,2.93 Score
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I love humor 12/7/2004
I just love a couple with a sense of humor. What do you do if
a couple just does not know how to joke around and your just
not interested anymore? Life is to be lived and have fun
doing it.
2 Comments, 31 Views,
12 Votes
,1.21 Score
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With Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore 12/6/2004
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the room
The new guys were talking of doom and of gloom.
“There are too many guys!” I heard one of them say,
I wish that you others would just go away!”
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The women were laughing, they’d seen it before
“Hi let’s have sex” as soon as they hit the door.
“And I ...
1 Comments, 44 Views,
16 Votes
,5.77 Score
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